Dear Santa,
Auntie has tried to be extra nice this year. So I hope you’ll send me what I want for Christmas. Here
is my list. I tried to keep it short because I didn’t want to tire out your raindeer pulling too heavy a
sleigh.Please bring me a dark gold lame calf length ball gown with some red and black petticoats so I can catch the eye of a handsome gentleman at the country club New Year’s Eve dance. Also a Van Raalte black slip with a red ribbon running through the lacy hem.
I need some new black spaghetti strap four inch high heels and some fishnet stockings and a black garterbelt. I’m almost out of red and black nylon panties with the pretty lace above the leg openings, so bring me a half dozen pairs of each.
I need a lot of rolls of wall paper printed in the style of Chantilly lace on a pink background to renovate my bedrooms.
My Bentley looks so lonely in the garage. Please bring me a 1932 Pierce Arrow to keep it company.
The last thing I want most of all. Please bring me an orphaned nine year old little boy that I can dress up like a pretty little girl. I’ll need some pretty panties, bouffant slips, MaryJane shoes, white strap shoes and anklet socks for him, along with a dozen pretty dresses in nice pastel shades with lace trim on the short puffed sleeves and the hem. After a while, little boys like it so much, Auntie knows she’s done them a big favor. Also bring me some adoption papers for him.
Thank you very much Santa. I know you’ll bring Auntie all the things I ask for so we can all have a Merry Christmas, including the little boy.
Lovingly yours,
Aunt Claudette